the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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