do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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