found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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