Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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