you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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