party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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