If i come over, it means nothing
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
