I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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