she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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