the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
