Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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