What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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