You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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