You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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