I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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