I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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