woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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