Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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