Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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