I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
How's work?
Spinning.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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