Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
There's always time for handjobs
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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