i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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