Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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