We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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