I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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