The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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