North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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