Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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