I must be too annoying 4 u.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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