Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
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sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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