bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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