repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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