started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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