im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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