So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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