i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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