put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
this just has baby written all over it
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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