she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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