Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Come share oat with me in your robe
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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