i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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