Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
