I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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