hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I am naked and annoyed.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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