My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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