I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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