Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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