There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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