Non-Jews are for practice
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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