An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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