the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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