i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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