he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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