guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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