I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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